Whats the cheapest way to ship a buffalo and a chicken?|173430

Needs to be there by 1:00. It_s for thoughtful gift.

Don_t worry about it, punkin. My Momma always said that it was better to mean well than to do well.

First of all you have to take the Buffalo and make jerkey out of it. The chicken you can drop into a container of liquefied nitrogen and instantly freeze it. Then pack them appropriately and call the New Mexico space port and make arrangements to have them put on the next missile launch! Easy!!

Call Dominoes and get some Buffalo Chicken Wings. May not solve the problem, but sometimes you just need to combine your problems to find a solution.

Animal crackers and chicken nuggets? Couldn_t you just deliver that stuff?

Ground into hamburger/sausage type style:)

Talk to UPS on the phone and they will advise you.

*looks at watch*

Well I hope you didn_t pay too much because they_re late!